The Slime of the Month Club
Join the Knead Slime of the Month Club! Every month, you receive a full 8 oz limited-run mystery jar crafted by our master artisan, along with custom theme mix-ins, a collectible enamel charm, and member-only store perks.
The sweetest surprise in your mailbox every 30 days.
Never run out of inspiration. Every month, our slime alchemists formulate a brand-new, limited-edition sensory experience that is never released in the main store first. Paired with collector charms, mystery mix-ins, and exclusive story cards.
Get to know the texture
Unbox
Fresh mystery drop sealed with an alchemist wax-style stamp.
Squish
Unique experimental formulas created just for club members.
Collect
Numbered collector charm and story card every single month.
| What is inside | 1 Brand-New 8 oz Mystery Slime + Custom Charm + Sprinkle Packet + Collector Story Card |
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| Billing & Shipping | $18.00 billed every 30 days. Free tracked shipping in the USA included. |
| Flexibility | Skip a month, change delivery address, or cancel anytime with one click in your account. |
| Member Perks | 15% off all regular catalog slimes, early access to seasonal drops, and VIP Discord role. |
| Freshness Guarantee | Freshly mixed in small batches 48 hours before shipment for peak sensory magic. |
- Clean Hands First: Always wash hands with soap and water before handling slime to keep it crystal fresh.
- Stickiness Fix: If your slime arrives soft from transit temperature, mist lightly with the included activator spray pen and knead gently for 60 seconds.
- Cool Storage: Always keep your slime sealed tight in its airtight jar away from direct sunlight or heat sources.
- Fluffing Technique: Stretch slowly and fold repeatedly over your hands to introduce air pockets for maximum pillowy volume!
Every Knead jar is freshly prepared, inspected, and packed in protective recyclable bubble cushioning to ensure it arrives in storybook condition.
- Dispatch: Orders process within 1-2 business days with live parcel tracking.
- Included with every order: Free 10ml Slime Rescue activator spray, care card, and collectable character sticker.
- Happiness Guarantee: If your order arrives damaged or unsatisfactory, reach out to our team at hello@kneadslime.com and we will make it right immediately.
